| cashier: | ok that will be $237.53 |
| me: | do you accept tears |
Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.
Fuck yeah
That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea.
(via distantbluestar)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
(Source: darrynek, via i-mpassivity)